I'm sorry, I just can't get over that. I didn't pay $15 to see a bunch of drunk assholes try to have a clothed orgy while listening to gangsta rap. The LEAST offensive thing I've ever seen at one of these dances was two lesbians dancing cheek-to-cheek and kissing at the end of the last song. At least it was, y'know, love, and not lust.

Song of the Random Time Interval: "Rhythm of Life," from Sweet Charity. (Thanks DOT!)