As Dave Barry might say, that would be a really great name for a rock band.
Anyway, I won't go into specifics about what's bothering me *this* time. I'll only say that not showing an interest in anything female with a pulse does not signal any sort of mental disorder. Especially when said female (or females) are throwing themselves at people and making up various innuendo-laden lyrics designed to embarrass those of us who still have some sense of propriety left. (Plus, I have issues to sort out with several *other* females at the moment, thank you ver much!)
Song of the Random Time Interval: "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)," They Might Be Giants.