You should have been there . . .
Lance, Jan, Bill, Joanne, Mike, Nikki, Debbie, Cliff, Chris, and Corrie (Linda, pleading lazy, only arrived for the beer) gathered after an evenings ride for an evening brew. BarleyHoppers at Lewiston's Red Lion provided the veranda and the brew. Sunset, courtesy of the same powers that provided the cool evening. We provided the conversation on our own with a little help from Quiz Master Cliff. Bill seemed to be the big winner on Hell's Canyon trivia. Deep subject, huh, Bill?
The scheduled ride took the group from the Red Lion along E. Main to Lindsay Creek Road, then past Mann's Lake to Macintosh then down Tammany and back along the bike path.
Chris wanted a few more miles and so perusaded me to meet him at 4. He had hoped Mark Schmidt would make it down at least for the 6pm start, but he had to settle for me. I started at home and so had 10 miles on him when we started at 4:05. I tried my best to present the Lapwaii loop option in a negative light. I think it is about 35 miles, Chris. I don't think I can do it fast enough to get us back here by 6, Chris. We'll probably meet the group half way up Lindsay Creek, Chris. It didn't seem to matter how I pled, once Chris knew he'd get to hammer up Web Ridge reversed, there was no turning back.
Chris is never very clear on his directions, so when I said we'd need to cut off the Arrow Bridge extension, I think he wasn't clear how we were doing the loop. This kept him content to settle back with me. Usually he disappears at the Casino and I find him waiting at Arrow Bridge. I did my best getting us across Spalding Bridge and Chris reported a 19mph average when we stopped at the convenience store in Lapwaii.
Just before the Casino, we were passed by fire trucks rushing to the cloud of smoke we'd seen crossing Memorial Bridge. The fire had started down near the frontage road we usually ride on the return trip and spread up the hillside. It looked to be pretty much under control as we passed, and I was pleased not to get a cloud of smoke in my lungs.
A 4:00 start is difficult on your diet. Do you eat a second lunch? I chose fritos, trail mix, and pop. Guess that wasn't too good an idea. By the time I put a bottle of Minute Maid Lemonade on top of it at Lapwaii I was feeling bloated. Chris, now knowing where he was at, lead off and quickly jumping the pace up to 22-24 mph. I kept up for a time, but finally had to back off. Chris backed off a bit and we enjoyed a leisurely approach to web ridge, but I knew my stomache wasn't going to let me do anything heroic. I had also hoped for more shade this late in the day--that was not the case. Web Ridge and Macintosh were not sterling cycling moments for me. "Whose idea was this?" I demanded of Chris at the top of Macintosh. We hammered on. By now it was 5:50.
By 6 we were racing down Lindsay Creek. "They're just putting on their wheels," I shouted as Chris flew by. I must not have been too far off. We made it to the lowest possible point--the intersection with E. Main before encountering the rest of the club. We turned around an rode right back up. Let's see, that makes Web Ridge, MacIntosh, Lindsay Creek all on the same ride. I was at 50 miles at the top of Lidnsay.
St. Joe's has a new monitoring system. It seems to require a great deal of monitoring by Lance. He seems to get a call whenever Lance gets on his bike. We left him explaining how to plug in a docking station and headed toward MacIntosh. At this point I must introduce you to our latest heroine-EWD, Early Warning, Debbie, aka: Dog-bait Debbie. Since Debbie was our self-appointed point, she encountered the dog first. She does seem to attract the canines. Could be those well muscled-legs. Could be the smell of fear. Any way, we clear dogs out by sending Debbie out ahead. This dog was persistent, making physical contact, though not able to thwart Debbie's superb cycling skills (paid advertising) and bring her down.
Mike hit 51 mph going down MacIntosh. Chris was in the high 40's though he tried to melt his rims breaking. We all waited expectantly to see what Bill and Joanne on the tandem would do. Bill kept the breaks on disappointing us all. Claimed he could have done 60 if he didn't have to stop at the bottom.
Lance, had given up on troubleshooting over the phone. He surrendered his keys one more time to Jan, and hammered off to do Barr road and Thain back to St. Joe. He did join us for brew later.
Cliff wasn't having any of Debbie's hammering down Tammany so he kicked the recumbent out of second gear and left us all behind. He's a tad slow up, but going down, he's a terror.
Chris began complaining of the lateness of the day and, running out of water, my thirst for brew made me lead out on the bike trail back to BarleyHoppers. Gorgeous evening with the sun setting dramatically with dancing lights across the Snake river. The wind was mild, the company good, and the beer, I thought, plentiful.
Sadly, while there was little custom, my beer and Chris's cold Pepsi came only after Cliff strode manfully to the bar and got his own order. Chris was sorely put out by the Pepsi in his ice, or lack thereof. He also didn't like it when Mike told him the beer was only a buck. That Pepsi cost him 1.06.
Once we had our beers we began to think of food. My stomache still didn't want much but Linda talked me into an order of Nachos for the table. The Wycoff's had offered a barbecue after this ride, but the timing was off. We'll take you up on that offer later. Perhaps in welcoming Steve and his tourist buddies to Lewiston. Looks like Cliff's going to put up Dave and Chris--says he has lots of floor space. Thanks Cliff. I'll send Steve an email today.
Cool evening, cool brew. You should have been there. . .