Thomas told me today about a dream he had. Despite it not being my dream, I still suffered from being told about it. I need to share that suffering.
It was something to do with vampires. These vampires were no ordinary vampires, however. These vampires demanded that Thomas set himself on fire before he can become one of them. The ancient chosen method for achieving this within their little tribe of the vampire race is to use flammable shampoo, it seems.
They also declared that Thomas must have his eyeballs sucked out.
If this is the sort of thing that goes on inside most Norwegians' minds, I'm not taking one step inside Norway in all my life. :)
