You: Hello. I am here!

I: Yes. Indeedy. Here you are.

You: Yeah. Who are you?

I: I'm a Computer and Electronic Systems student at the University of Strathclyde in Glasgow, Scotland.

You: Right. And your name?

I: Damien. As the name of this site suggests.

You: I see. So what's the point of all this?

Damien: Well, I have a lot of thoughts. Most of them are utter nonsense, but some of them are worth airing to the poor, unsuspecting public. Or so I think.

You: I think you suck.

Damien: I KNOW you do.

You: Worst comeback ever.

Damien: I know - it's all in the wrist.

You: That made no sense. So, you write on here for no other reason than to be a horribly pretentious man? Or is this all a thinly-veiled attempt at self-advertisement?

Damien: What's to advertise?

You: I don't know.. This all just seems a tad pointless, that's all.

Damien: It depends on how you look at it. It's all in the wrist.

You: Please don't say that again. You think you're funny, don't you?

Damien: On the contrary, although I amuse myself greatly, I'm under no impression that anyone else finds me at all funny.

You: Good. Because we don't.

Damien: Thank you.

You: That'll be all.

Damien: Ciao.