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The man asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.=20
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your=20
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the
man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
as a ceiling fan."
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