time warner please provide this service

i will pay hansomely for the ability for *you* to be my firewall, and report on who is checking up with me.... in realtime, so that i can script against it, and to shield my identity short of a individual court order. if that's too hard, why don't i just pay you money to *not* tie my ip to my account? your choice. dolla, dolla bills, wassup, empire, free money for you.

ps.. gonna try all b&w png from this point on... see how that flows.